Sri Lankan Students

[lankan]

Mahinda's MBA - This is nice....

He could understand every thing except for the LOGIC part. One day when he was reading, one of his friends came home.

Wimal: Mahinda How is your MBA preparation?
Mahinda: Every thing is fine, but I could not understand Logic.

Wimal: Logic is very easy.
Mahinda: Can you give me an example, so that I can understand.

Wimal: OK. Do you have fish pot in your house?
Mahinda: YES.

Wimal: Logically, there will be water in it.
Mahinda : YES.

Wimal: Logically, there will be fish in it.
Mahinda: YES.

Wimal: Logically, someone will be feeding the fish.
Mahinda: YES.

Wimal: I take a guess that your wife will be feeding the fish.
Mahinda: YES.

Wimal: so, logically, your are married.
Mahinda: YES.

Wimal: So, that means U are a hetero*ual.

Mahinda was very glad and he understood logic. Next day he sees Mangala and he wanted to show his knowledge on Logic to him.

Mahinda : I want to show you my knowledge on Logic
Mangala : Ah.. how do you find it ?.

Mahinda: Oh, logic is easy.
Mngala : Please, give me an example.

Mahinda : Do you have a fish pot in your house?
Mangala : NO, I don't.

Mahinda: "Ammata hudu!, HOMO!!!"