Sri Lankan Students

[lankan]

A 90-year-old man was having his annual checkup.

The doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better," the
old man replied. "I've got an eighteen-year-old bride who's pregnant &
delivered a child. What is your opinion about that, Doc?" the old man
asked.

The doctor thought for a moment, then said, "Well, let me tell you a
story. I know a guy who is a hunter. He never misses a season for
hunting. But, one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs
his umbrella instead of his gun. The doctor continued, "So he's walking
in the woods near a creek, and suddenly he spots a lion in some bush in
front of him. He raises up his umbrella, points it at the lion and
squeezes the handle.

BAM! The lion drops dead in front of him."

"That's impossible!" said the old man in disbelief. Someone else must
have shot that lion."

"Exactly"... Said the Doc.