Sri Lankan Students

[lankan]

Have you found Jesus

A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a
preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water
and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is
almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, and asks the drunk, "Are you ready
to find Jesus?" The drunk answers, "Yes, I am." So the preacher grabs him
and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, "Brother
have you found Jesus?" The drunk says, "No, I haven't found Jesus." The
preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again, for a
little longer this time. He again pulls the drunk out of the water and asks
again, "Have you found Jesus, my brother?" The drunk again answers, "No, I
haven't found Jesus." By this time the preacher is at his wits' end and
dunks the drunk in the water again-but this time holds him down for about 30
seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up. The
preacher again asks the drunk, "For the love of God, have you found Jesus?"
The drunk wipes his eyes, catches his breath and says to the preacher, "Are
you sure this is where he fell in?"