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PostPosted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 8:03 pm    Post subject: Uncle from Cork Reply with quote

A pregnant Irish woman from Dublin is involved in a car accident and
falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly 6 months, when she wakes up
she sees that she is no longer pregnant and frantically asks the
doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, "Ma'am you had twins! a boy and a girl. Your
Uncle from Cork came in and named them."
The woman thinks to herself, "Oh No, not my Uncle... he's an idiot!
She asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"
"Denise."
"Wow, that's not a bad name, I like it! What's the boy's name?"
"Denephew."
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